Craigslist

B: Can I have some ice cream?
Me: No, you haven't had lunch yet.
B: Why are you being like this? Why are you being the meanest mother on the planet?
Me: I said no because I care about you and I want you to eat. And I don't think I'm "the meanest mother on the planet"
B: You know what I think? I think you want to sell me and buy a new son on Craigslist. Is that what you want?
Me: That's not true, I love you and I'm keeping you forever.
B: Can I have some ice cream then?
Me: No

Hmmmm, maybe I shouldn't of told him how you can buy just about anything on Craigslist.