Wednesday, August 20, 2008

That Large Woman

Have you ever wished you had the ability to make yourself invisible?

Place: Checkout line at a very crowded grocery store.

B: Mom, can I have that candy?
Me: What candy?
B: The one right there on the shelf
Me: No response since I'm distracted trying to remember if I've forgotten anything
B: Mom, mom, mom, mom
Me: Yes, what is it?!
B: Mom! Can I have that candy?
Me:What candy?
B: The one right there! Can't you see it? It's right there! Right next to that LARGE WOMAN!

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